WHEN GENDER CONFUSION BECOMES GENDER CHAOS

I’m not making this stuff up. My imagination isn’t that productive. I wish it was.  No, this is real and I am so sorry for the people of California.

Gov. Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown just signed a new law which promises to deal with gender confusion from Kindergarten on through High School. It is really simple. Children may, under this new law, choose whichever bathroom they are more comfortable in depending on their perception of their own gender. It doesn’t matter how they are anatomically, it only matters how they perceive themselves. If a little five year old boy thinks he might really be a five year old girl, or if he just isn’t real sure, he can choose the girls restroom. The same is true for the little five year old girl. She could then choose the boys bathroom.

Let us add to this situation another layer. The little girl, let’s call her Priscilla, has two Daddies. Of course one of them is the Mother and one is the Daddy, but that is a different story. The little boy, let’s call him Bruce, has two Mommies. Again one of them is the Mommy and the other one is the Daddy. Or it could be the other way around, but I think you can understand the possible confusion. Hell, I’m confused. Why wouldn’t a five year old be confused?

So far it is just a simple fix. The idea is that regardless of how you were born, you can be anything you want to be, starting in Kindergarten.

Now we add yet another layer to this intrigue. Children grow up. Picture this. Bruce is now thirteen years old and he wants to play soccer but only on the girls’ team. He has a few friends who also want to play on the girls’ team. After all, they perceive themselves as girls, not boys. Oh, and they share a locker room with the girls and they have to shower together also. After all, we cannot hurt Bruce’s or his friends’ feelings. Can we? Priscilla wants to play football on the boys’ team as do some of her friends. They too see themselves as boys so what is the problem? What could possibly go wrong with anatomically correct teenagers sharing a communal shower?

If you are like me you might want to ask a few simple questions. Like, “What in the world are these people thinking? Are they crazy?” No, they aren’t crazy. They are just so consumed with political correctness and so-called gender equality that they cannot possibly think straight. Laws like these are the product of drug crazed hippies who somehow survived their drug addled youth to become the next generation of legislators. The once great state of California is rapidly becoming the laughing stock of the entire country. They are financially broke, morally corrupt, and politically inept. It is truly sad. It is such a beautiful place and it has no future, period.

This newest gender equality law is going to produce the biggest mess of our imagination. Smart parents will rebel. Some will take their children out of public school. Some will pack up and move to Texas. Yes, and some will stay to oversee the chaos of this latest bit of nonsense. We can only hope that they will come to their senses soon. God help us.

Ron Scarbro August 14, 2013